is a gossip piece from the small Norwegian paper, Stavanger Aftenblad
by Arnt Olav Klippenberg, 5/22/09
I have translated it into English:
"The director of the Egersund Chokoladefabrikk company, Leif Broch, has released the following statement. 'My estimable wife Eva Ohnstad Broch has advised me to present a brilliant idea to Egersund. "As the CEO, it would be just splendid if you could invite, or, if the stock holders allow it, send a letter to the prominent chocolate actor Mr. Johnny Depp. He has three chocolate films, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
and One Taste is Never Enough: The Pleasures of Chocolat
Broch offers to purchase stocks in the name of Mr. Johnny Depp, as long as it doesn't become common knowledge, he says.
Here is the stock offering now being sent to chocolate movie star Johnny Depp."